Highgate Mums by Dan Hall

Author:Dan Hall [Hall, Dan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Atlantic Books
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

‘Why is Paris in France? It could be anywhere.’ (approx. ten-year-old)

‘Why aren’t other places like our home?’ (future UKIP tot I’m sure)

‘He’s too young. The closest that child will get to Africa is Sicily.’

That last HM was of course living in a crazy world if she felt she was protecting her kids from the fury of injustice and man’s inhumanity to man:

‘If I’d wanted a scalp I would have bloody got one. But I took her resignation as an acceptable apology.’

Just heard a very chic woman admonish her scooting toddler with, ‘I just don’t understand your priorities right now.’ (@missellabell)

(to husband) ‘Don’t talk. Don’t crowd me. I’ve no time and a vital need to fix this issue at the school.’

‘Archway’s so bloody full of posh mums now that there’s no room in any of the cafes to put the pram.’

‘The social etiquette for first playdates has obviously changed. She turned up without anything. Not even a shop-bought cake.’ (@KjDouglas)

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